This urn will turn you into a tree after you die
rainbow-road-to-happiness: You can choose what kind of tree you want to become Idk I just find this beautiful just imagine cemeteries looking like this a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone represents finality in death while a tree represents the continuation of life. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself. Each...
whateversonmymind123456789: littleghostheart: keyboardsmashwriters: orangemuses: hogswatch: if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you oh my fucking god SCREAMING BECAUSE I LOVE HISTORY. HISTORY JOKES
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
magnezone: seeing who actually races as mario in mario kart is an effective way of identifying a boring person
boy detective: dicksp8jr: boazpriestly: I’m not... →
tansytea: dicksp8jr: boazpriestly: I’m not the only one who was crushed when I learned that the song “Who Let the Dogs Out” isn’t actually talking about the animals, but instead it’s referring to “ugly” women in the clubs, right? excuse me while i cry Nah man, in an interview Isaiah Taylor…
Closing Skype is hard.
me: Okay. Time to close Skype. I'll just press the big red X and that should do it.
skype: You have successfully minimized Skype.
me: No, I pressed the big red X. That closes things.
skype: I don't know what to tell you bro. I'm still here.
me: Alright. I'll just use the Skype menu to close you.
me: *SKYPE - CLOSE*
me: Finally. No more interruptions from...
skype: I'M STILL HERE BEYOTCH!
me: Do people still say that? You are so annoying Skype.
skype: You haven't updated me in like a year. My slang algorithms are out of date, yo.
me: Okay, Google says I just right click on the task bar and choose "quit skype."
me: *RIGHT CLICK - QUIT SKYPE*
skype: Are you sure you want to quit skype? Click yes or no.
me: I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE.
skype: You need to chillax.
Half Life 3 Canceled
asktheonefreeman: kittenball: 2 hours ago, the voice actor of Gordon Freeman was involved in a fatal car accident and perished before the perimedics arrived. Gabe Newell, stating it disrespectful to replace him, officially announced that HL3 will never come to be. May he continue to exist in our hearts and minds, and may he also rest in peace. …
Did somebody say Chex Quest?!– (via doublefine)
rodenn: romney is channeling his inner college student and writing his concession speech in class the day it’s due.
tansytea replied to your photo: I clicked away from Cat Bounce for 5 minutes and… what have you done I’M NOT GOOD WITH CAT
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
imaslytherinbitch: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
Dave Grohl is God, pass it on
max bites his ice cream, like just takes chunks...
It’s a legitimate form of ice cream consumption!